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Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.
I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.
by BadRipley September 4, 2011
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Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is
I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.
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Real Nigga Superior

©GRANDSUPERSURPRIZEDWINNER• Mr. Johnny Edward Wellons, II a.k.a. RealNiggaSuperior
Upper EPSILON support and logistics at The Campaign Where Jesus Christ Is The Campaign.
He is the Captain of the U.S.S. SimpleBitch; around here, we keep it SimpleBITCH, NOW back to your station you simple bitch.
A Real Nigga's Real Nigga.

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by ©RealNiggaSuperior October 16, 2023
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Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..
Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later
I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment
by Gibdobus November 7, 2023
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Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that
by heckaroonies August 11, 2023
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