poop jar

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.

Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?

by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019

poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

Poop Warmth

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.

Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.

by Madetolast December 20, 2017

prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020

Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020