Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.

"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"

by Mjf420 April 17, 2023

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

paper mill

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.

Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.

Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023