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Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.
Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.
by BugBeverage December 28, 2022
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Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.
John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.
by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012
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post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
by kansas54 August 6, 2017
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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
by Rutta11 June 22, 2016
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post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.
Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.
by Live4Twilight June 30, 2009
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Post Baby Pussy

A term for an overstretched, overused vagina that has resulted from the delivery of one or more children.
"Stay away from that old lady my, she has a Post Baby Pussy.
by JDJDJD April 2, 2008
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Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
by Arakzinul January 11, 2010
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