Poop-whisperer

A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.

Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

poop looter

Someone interested in "Anal Sex", one that ravages the anus enough for resadual feedback of fecal matter.

Why don't you go stick it in your mothers ass, you fucking poop looter.

by Dr. Traskular May 3, 2011

peak-a-poop

When a poop exits the anus and then re-enters because of a loud noise or an unexpected scare.

Last night I was pooping during the thunderstorm and lightning hit the tree outside the bathroom, needless to say I had a peak-a-poop.

by poopetrator May 27, 2012

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

Poop Cloth

Bum Cloth

A wash cloth(Poop Cloth) use to clean the Anus after a very soft wet Bowl movement. Also used to give courtesy wipes after Toilet Paper.

by D Blizzal December 3, 2019

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020