Goat

A goat is x

X Is the goat

by Ok it’s ok to be ok May 4, 2021

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018

Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.

“Yo this game is goated”
“Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”

by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018

The goat

The best soccer player ever to have lived

The goat player lives and has grown up in woodhaven

by Jaelynn hoenicke December 3, 2021

Goated

Goated has become a morphed form of the word goaded. Initially if someone was very aggressive or on the offensive you would say they were goaded and this meant that they were fueled by anger for success. After the acronym G.O.A.T "greatest of all time" people who were unfamiliar with the word goaded assumed it was "goated".

Man...Tarynce played like a man possessed! He was super goated that game after the bad calls from the refs. (they should have used the word goaded but failed to understand that goated wasn't really a word...but now because of common usage it is)

by Jonakand February 24, 2025