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Minning

A foriegner, who acts very gay to another man, then blaming his gay actions on the "fact" that's how they act in their home country.
(foriegner grabs a guy's butt suggestively)

Minning Victim: "Hey man! What's with that?!?"

Minner: "huh huh, that's how they do it in Korea!"

Bystander: "Man, that guy is Minning all over the place."
by Mr. Moosauce454 April 27, 2009
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Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010
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Morningtorium

A doomed attempt to give up an unhealthy habit--starting tomorrow.
After eating six bowls of Crunch Berries, I called a morningtorium on sugary cereals.
by Elvisstilllives December 8, 2009
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Morning puncture

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010
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Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
by captainstagneti December 28, 2010
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Morning Elephant

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.
Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!
by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010
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Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.
I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D
by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011
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