math

The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.

"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."

by son I'm gae December 8, 2017

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

; in math

; in math means for to put x; & get x!/x

(50 + 27); = 67; ; in math

by chargingvindiction4 July 27, 2023

MATH

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Person 1 : hey do you know what MATH Stands For
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

by OneSaltyBoi25 June 15, 2018

IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.

no just no ib sl math

by sunnyka November 11, 2020

Math

math stands for

M:mainly
A:abusive

T:to
H:humans

Boy: dude your math
Friend 1: what’s math
Friend 2: ha your mainly abusive to humans

by Burgchurg November 3, 2019

Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.

Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022