Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.

Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!

by Leothebard June 11, 2022

Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.

Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.

by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.

That guy is the most royal beta lord.

by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024

Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours

"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."

by livvy dunne May 3, 2024

Lord Cap

Someone who can’t stop lying

“Jay can’t stop lying!”
“Jay? You mean Lord Cap?”

by Vanna_C May 22, 2024