Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets

Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard

by Chelsea_12345 July 6, 2020

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

lord daddy

Lord Daddy is the popular character Tom Marvolo Riddle from Harry Potter. You know he is lord daddy as soon as you see him because all the panties drop.

Damn he is such a lord daddy

by TOMMARVOLORIDDLE0831 January 7, 2018

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Sweat-Lord

Someone like gamer getrobed or plays Yu-Gi_Oh! at 4 am while violently rocking back and forth and possibly foaming at the mouth as they shout at a game that doesn't have voice chat, getting spit all over their screen.

Honey it's 4am can you ask the neighbors sweat-lord kid to keep it down, he must have almost won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament again.

by Your Farther November 20, 2023

tipi lord

Tipi lord is when you slap your cock on her pussy a few times to make sure there’s nothing else in there

I tipi lorded her pussy

by dont dab July 5, 2020