Smashing Lemons

Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.

These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.

by of_tism January 19, 2021

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon

a certain bitches ideal certain fucking bitch

yoooo man, Lemon is a hottie

by Imapofuckr September 28, 2022

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon sucker

A racial slur for an Asian person

Hey Lemon Sucker, try opening your eyes

by Coolkid9987 April 3, 2022

Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.

We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.

by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021

Lemon

When someone is being cowardly or a prude towards certain subjects or somebody who is just very scared,

Alternatively it can mean someone is being a kill joy.

Girl 1 - I don’t know I’m kinda nervous

Girl 2 - oh come on stop being such a lemon

by Dingusmcbutto May 8, 2020