Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!

by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny

haha "landon" your so funny

by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022

landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay

zamn he's a landon big strong

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022

Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.

L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.

by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022

Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.

Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay

by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022

Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022

Londn

He is very upset that when you look up his name on here that only things about girls show up. Londn never says anything about the fact that I spell his name without an O. He always points out if you say something stupid and makes it an inside joke. He'll add random people you don't know to groupchats and the people he adds won't ever say anything. They're just...there. He's an overall funny, and nice person.

"Hey did you see Londn in the halls today?"
"Yeah, by the way, do you know who the 5 new people in the group chat are?"
"Londn added them"
"Again?"

by Nick Furt March 5, 2022