lost kid

Someone who is so stupid, you can't do anything to help them.

Teenage girl 1: I heart twilight!!!! <3 <3
Teenage girl 2: wow. you are such a lost kid

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Teenage girl 1: i h8 harry potter its so gay
Teenage girl 2: yeah, it's not right to use gay as a negative word, it's derogative.
Teenage girl 1: i dont care. its how i live my lyf.
Teenage girl 2: Okay, I'm not gonna waste my time on a lost kid like you.

by LostKid April 23, 2010

Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

by ab5sr September 27, 2009

chromebook kid

A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.

“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”

“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”

“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”

by LordOnionIsAll May 24, 2018

Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.

Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.

by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018

the kid LAROI

An up and coming rapper from Australia who is the protege to the late Juice WRLD. LAROI started blowing up in 2019 and has done collabs with artists like Juice WRLD and Lil Tecca. He really puts his heart and soul into every song and it hits hard

Me: Yo dude did you hear the kid LAROI's new album?
Friend: Yeah bro that shit was some heat

by brrrrrrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 10, 2021

cancerous kids

A group of people (typically teenagers) who have an obsession with bad jokes, puns, and jokes. They are usually looked at weirdly by their confusing and loud antics. They are also known for their "gang sign" which is basically the OK sign you make the forms an O shape and leaves your three other fingers out.

Those Cancerous Kids are so loud! Someone tell them to shut up! And what's with all the terrible jokes!

by emokid5000 May 19, 2016

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009