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JUMP

A one night stand.

Someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for oneself, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
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JUMP

A one night stand.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
mugGet the JUMPmug.

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.
Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".
by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021
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All wolves jumping on one bear

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.
Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
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Jump

To fight two people or more and there is some people who can win but some who can’t and if you see your friend fighting don’t jump in
This pussy bitch and others jumped me like I won’t kill her fucking ass
by FlosssyK July 1, 2019
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