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Jordan

a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone

everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
jordan is hot!
by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021
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Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)
by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021
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Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.
Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.
by greatpoets July 4, 2021
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Jordan

A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!
by OwlSniper September 13, 2017
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Jordan Russ

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021
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the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result
by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023
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