The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
by ACTethx September 26, 2020
A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
by PoopPantz December 11, 2020
by Voyceee June 25, 2017
When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
by Freeoakley February 11, 2017
A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 28, 2023