Juicy Nut January

The month after Destroy Dick December where you need to take a break so you can only nut once a week therefore the name Juicy Nut January after this month you may nut as much as you want but if you don’t wish to participate you don’t have to but you will no longer be considered a man for the next month

Friend: Are you participating in Juicy Nut January?

Other Friend: nah man, why?

Friend:pussy

by Some meme boi November 1, 2018

January 15 2033

The day my species of NU-Human takes over your pitty planet called Earth.The day this happens your skies will turn maroon and any living creature outside will be stunned. During this time you are stunned hooks will stab your back and you will be shipped of to converging checkpoints that will mutate your DNA. We will set up in the biggest countries such as Canada,Russia, and china due its massive population. In a matter of 3 hours 250,000 humans will be a sub division of the NU-Humans and used as slaves to build our teseract temples the process will be long and grueling. In order to speed up the process we will use Earths gravitational pull setting the moon off course in a destructive path crashing into Venus. When that happens cosmic ash will block out the sun casuing astronomical freezing of Earth during this time lapse the NU-Human will have fully taken over Ooley currently known as Earth. This is only the first phase of Mission Corrupt.

January 15 2033 Mission Corrupt will first impact Earth.

You have been warned.

by Zoolar January 1, 2009

January 20, 2021

The day all the wrongs in the world become right.

January 20, 2021. Just you wait.

by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

10. January 2002

The date where the most wonderful and kind person is born. Sometimes this person can be a little shy but after you get to know her you will see how amazing she is. This person is very special

Damn she is born on 10. January 2002, she smol.

by jexnni January 9, 2021

Jizz Jar January

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.

OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January

by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

January 22

A day where dumb boys are created. If you where born on this day you will have no friends and if you’re name begins with a W you also suck

Will: hey it’s my birthday ( January 22 )

Friend: you’re not my friend any more!
Will: why? :(
Friend: because it’s you’re b-day today.
Will: oh :(

by Not_your_older_brother January 7, 2021

9 january

9th january is the ugliest birthday, i am so sorry if this is your birthday😔

9 january is such a sad day

by Aaaali February 14, 2021