Sushi Haters Club

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.

Hey man, why do you hate sushi so much that you had to invent the Sushi Haters Club?

Sushi failed everyone when man invented fire and started cooking food.
It's everyone's origin, not just mine.
If you invalids want to be subhuman then so be it.

by Einar Borghildr November 7, 2022

small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018

City Club Division

This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.

Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope

by rick.for.the.winland April 30, 2023

Jemaia Fan Club

The club that ships Jem and Maia almost as much as they do.
They are separated by distance, but that will not stop them. Their fans will not stop obsessing over them.

This club is currently headed by President or rather now King Niel, and has held it's first official meeting on Jan. 26, 2013.

The club hopes to upgrade to a harem, and have special member Emma Watson join.

The shipping never ends, and the meeting commence spontaneously, however one need not worry if they wish to join. All they have to do is believe in Jemaia.

The Jemaia Fan Club sure was awesome today--there were so many fandom references names and beautiful moments with Jem and Maia. It was perfect.

by King Niel January 26, 2013

Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.

Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018