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Conformist Hunter 

1. One who trolls around his campus, local mall, or internet sites(possibly even Urban Dictionary) to find those who are guilty of 'conforming' (a.k.a Conformists a.a.k.a Everyone else who he/she does not know personally...) and either glare menacingly or shout mean insults at them about being 'slaves of the establishment.' Possibly a hypocrite who has consumed too many free-thought books.

2. Probably a good idea for a reality show.


Guy 1: Woah! That new Paramore CD rules!

Guy 2: I know!

Guy 3: You are pigs! PIGS!! Wallow in your conformist bullshit you scum! *runs off to the discount bookstore*

Guy 2: That guy was wiggidy-wack!

Guy 1: Wasn't he wearing a Paramore T-shirt when we came in here...?

Guy 2: Oh snap, he's one of those conformist hunters I've heard so much about!
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walnut hunter 

sexual refrence

finding the male prostate gland.

Prostate massage is the massage or stimulation of the prostate gland in males, for sexual stimulation or medical purposes.

The prostate, an organ whose main purpose is to store and secrete semen, takes part in the sexual response cycle in males, and is essential for ejaculation. Normally, in mammals found to be most active during the time of ejaculation, this organ also faces many threats from disease. Due to its close proximity to the anterior rectal wall, it can be stimulated manually via the anus. Manual massage may lead to an urge to urinate, excretion of prostatic fluids without orgasm, and pain.
My freind mr x likes being a walnut hunter
walnut hunter by mocca December 14, 2009

Hungry hunter 

A Hungry hunter is an elusive, cunning, and persistent foreigner who knows no boundaries when it comes to the pursuit of pleasant Chinese girls. They commit the most explosive cases of infidelity ever recorded. They display neither temperance nor virtue while answering the undisputed call of human nature. They cruise around the boulevards most popularly known for attracting the most common types of explicit human fare, sluts.

Tired of unwilling participants and being in the dark there's
no denying the deceitful conduct as they descend upon antagonize and instigate unexpected scenes of mayhem whilst hoping to strike gold.

Their prey quickly scampers and attempts to jet off, but once apprehended becomes somewhat frisky, and is easily led straight back to his house. These undesired advances generate an appearance of delight from the pleasant girls.

They appear to get a kick out of being sadistic and are clearly on the verge of derangement, emotionally unstable, grossly restless meanwhile keeping salvation within reach. Their path of redemption requires exiting from the back gate where you can only begin to see their depth of deception as they become wild and uncontrolled making a clean break.

*One trademark worth noting is the occurrence of out of town assignments.
My friend Alec once found himself in a lonely city of 14 million people, experiencing culture shock and lack of affection, but he developed his Hungry Hunter persona and put an end to his dry spell.
Hungry hunter by Flounder pounder December 6, 2010

slut hunter

Nick Shedlock of Wyoming Area
Has only had sexual relations with sluts thus far
Me: Nick you're such a slut hunter
Nick: I know I'm bound to catch something one day
slut hunter by VaGrindOnMe February 4, 2015

ostrich hunter and chair slider boy 

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin
"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

Orifice Hunter 

noun: bi sexual predator that hooks up with any port in the storm without regard to race, creed, physical dimension, disability, religion, and familial status , brother, sister, cousins...

A filthy Mother Fucker.
"a hole, is a hole, is a hole"

This fuckin Orifice Hunter tried to fuck my ass... dude I'm not gay.

Shade hunter 

Someone who hates the sun and will continually moan about how hot they are/bright it is until they are in the shade. Generally seem like vampires and will avoid the sun at all costs.
'Get me out of the Sun! I hate how hot and bright it is'
"God, he is such a shade hunter..."
Shade hunter by sunloverrrr September 17, 2011