1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
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how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
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will you go out with me”
n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”
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Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.
The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.
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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.
by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.
by pavedave October 03, 2010
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