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how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023
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national girls have to say yes to everything

will you go out with me
“n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”
by big johnnnyyyy November 4, 2020
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Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.
The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.
by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016
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I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.
by Nabeel, January 9, 2009
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Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.
by pavedave October 3, 2010
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How to have a boy and girl twin

Stick a pineapple in your girlfriends ass and have sex
how to have a boy and girl twin is very easy, just put a pineapple in your girlfriends ass and have sex. Easy right?
by bignibbaballsack6 August 9, 2019
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BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money)

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
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