gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 04, 2021
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gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"
by frankly side-smear April 11, 2016
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Hammered Leprechaun

The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
by 0neHugeWang! November 25, 2024
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hammer out a deal

Talk seriously and in detail until a business agreement is made.
The two companies did not agree immediately on all the details of the takeover but they managed to reach a compromise and hammer out a deal without too much delay.
by Imgeto May 28, 2017
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Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 12, 2023
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THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends
As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers
by Paulie croosh June 14, 2007
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Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.
by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009
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