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God's gift

when someone thinks they are the best thing that ever happened, when in reality they are horribly mistaken.
by s March 2, 2005
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Mother of God

A phrase used when something amazing, miraculous, something thought to be impossible, etc. had happened.
"Dude, try this: Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb. Then put your right finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX!"

"Mother of God..."
by LucyExpress February 19, 2012
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Mr. God

The biggest badass in the Gurhal System of Phantasy Star Universe. He is a tall black man with a large white afro and a short white beard. He sports Neudaiz based clothing and wields the mighty Rayharod as one of the GUARDIANS's fiercest newmans. His personality is very uncouth and cocky, however, as he enjoys "farting around" on his home ship, the GUARDIANS Colony. You can see him usually strolling around with his partners Asian Cookie and Genevieve, running a do or cocking a fart.
Dude, did you see Mr. God running a do?
by MisterGod October 1, 2010
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god-gobbler

pejorative term describing a particular kind of religious believers who accept any statement issued by some religious authority or interpreted in a religious text, without using critical thinking and even common sense.
God-gobblers can be found among monotheistic fundamentalists of various religions.
They will also refuse scientific facts because they don't reflect their beliefs.
Ignoring scientific ethics, they could also try to formulate pseudoscientific theories to support their beliefs.

Origin: comes from God + gobbler, "one who eats food very quickly, without decorum" (figuratively).
"My kids (teenagers) go to youth-groups at some God-gobbler church near them"

"take a look at a real history book - not something cranked out by some evangelical god-gobbler or neocon think tank"
by iwnit April 29, 2008
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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
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the god spawn

A once in-a-year spawn that occurs in competitive first-person shooters when you die during a gunfight, then revive in the enemy's base or close to the game's objective while teammates are nowhere nearby. A nonsense spawn that can turn the tide of battle and win your team the game.
"Can Curse Orange finish Game #1? Down to the last 60 seconds, a five-point advantage... - Look at that spawn from Envy! What is this? Merk with the god spawn!"
by SJCrew December 8, 2014
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Range God

A person at a Shooting range or gun shop Who has self proclaimed or mythical experience with firearms, Ammunition, Self defense, Concealed carry, Combat Etc. A Range god feels an exigent need to express their Often unwanted opinions, A range god often uses commentary to embarrass their victims into believing that they have no experience. Most of a Range god's experience comes from video games or television.

Not to be confused with a Mall ninja
Bro:1 Oh no! Bro:2 What? Bro:1 here comes the range god!
by Just that guy. October 28, 2013
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