water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

Ray Gun Pussy

A ray gun pussy is what you get after shooting a large block of steel with a ray gun, leaving a soft, warm, penis sized hole

Derrick: “ey what’d you just get out of the hospital for”

Brandon: “I didn’t wait long enough after making my ray gun pussy and my dick got burnt off”

by Steel Pumper September 7, 2022

Big guns Ben

A boy called Ben with extremely gigantic muscles with a massive cock saggy bollox that sway in the wind. You may feel intimidated by his masculine looks but don’t be fooled by his mahoosive forehead that will knock you into next Tuesday. If you are in a dark ally way and you approach him from the opposite direction then “fam run!!”

Wow here he comes the big guns Ben

by Jay reidanator November 21, 2019

Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.

Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!

by Black doggy February 25, 2021

Zip-Gun Bomb

Sometimes considered a type of booby-trap, a zip gun bomb is a type of improvised explosive device, often a mail bomb, that fires bullet(s) instead of detonating explosives when the package is opened. Usually, the bullets or shotgun shells are wired into an electronic circuit, with hot wires set into their powder chambers, thus no firing pin is required to fire the bullets or shells. These devices could be a real problem for postal authorities as they could fall well under the 16oz. rule where a package has to be handed to a postal employee or it's returned. A zip gun bomb could easily be fitted into a dvd case or similar slim package.

Authorities have told the news that the bomb squad was called to disarm a suspicious device after postal authorities x-rayed the package. Bullets, wired into an parallel electrical circuit, were affixed to a base set to be fired in 4 directions when the package was opened. The device was called a "zip-gun bomb".

by Mitchell_L September 6, 2014

mr bean gun

the scene in which Mr Bean uses a gun to shoot a lightbulb cause he was too lazy to get out of bed to turn it off

mr bean gun

by Hehe I cheated March 18, 2021

Joe's grease gun

The action of putting ones lips over their partners vagina and spitting repeatedly as to fill the vaginal cavity with saliva so that the penile insertion is easy and creamy

Dude last night I tried using Joe's grease gun and she queefed spit all over my face!

by BeastieBoysADROCKMCAMIKED August 29, 2021