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break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.
(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"
by TGIFer January 16, 2026
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break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.
(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"
by TGIFer January 16, 2026
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oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 6, 2023
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