dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024

ear vomit

Something that sound horrible

That song is ear vomit

by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016

Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.

Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.

by Squadalized November 17, 2017