Sheen's Depression 

He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord

Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression

Sheen's Depression by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021

i have depression so sad 

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

i have depression so sad by jaia4life April 7, 2021

After Party Depression

The way you feel on any day except for the weekends.

After Party Depression can be defined as: I feel so shit on mondays.

After Party Depression by Emlimy July 4, 2021

Post-TVD Depression 

after watching the vampire diaries you are depressed

why are you so sad?

i just watched the vampire diaries- i have Post-TVD depression now

Post-TVD Depression by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021

Post-TVD Depression 

the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries

Why are you so sad?

I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression

Post-TVD Depression by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021

Post-Salem Depression 

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

Post-Salem Depression by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

the United depression 

Basically just supporting Manchester United

A: What team you support?
B: Manchester United
A: ouch! You got the united depression?

B: yeah :(

the United depression by MUFCFan April 4, 2022