by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
Get the My dad's asscrackmug. I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy
by Zinrn November 13, 2020
Get the coolest step dadmug. im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE
by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021
Get the GIRLFRIEND X DADmug. A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019
Get the Honorary step-dadmug. by emotional salami February 12, 2021
Get the Your Dad Jamesmug. A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
Get the Skype my dadmug. I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
by tc69 April 19, 2018
Get the Dusted my dadmug.