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My dad's asscrack

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack
by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021
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coolest step dad

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy
by Zinrn November 13, 2020
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GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE
jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died
by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021
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Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019
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Your Dad James

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.
Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)
by emotional salami February 12, 2021
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Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
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Dusted my dad

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
by tc69 April 19, 2018
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