Nut chips

When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.

This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips

by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 03, 2018

chip and dip

Running across a busy road

I'm gonna have to chip and dip this road

by the clocks ran out January 22, 2016

chip and dip

When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.

That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?

by Devcon94 January 10, 2020

Chips ahoy!

In the dead of night while someone is asleep someone it doesn't matter who will hold the sleeping person down shove chips up their ass and yell chips ahoy! And politely leave.

Hey john remember when we gave peter the good ol' chips ahoy! last year.

by Ward oyster June 01, 2021

chip fisher

A guy that's gay but pretends to like girls. Tries hard to get laid but game too weak. Attends a christian school. Go figure. Go fish!

Hey! I'm Chip Fisher & I'd love to suck your slong. Ian Stover turns me on the most. We get down. DM us!

by oragaminess February 27, 2019

corn chip toes

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

by bananabean 1957 January 08, 2021

spinning chip

Something you say when your friend asks you to make him/her laugh. Note: your friend likes random jokes.

"Spinning chip doesn't work on me because I am immune to random jokes."

by seamenmonster69 August 09, 2023