you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Cap

A small cylindrical object with usually a pointed or hollowed out point, generally mean to be busted into a haters ass

I busted a cap in that haters ass

by Cowboynigga September 21, 2022

Cap

/kap/

Verb Noun
1. To lie 2. A bullet
Gerund: ‘capping’

Verb: “man nigga stop cappin’”
Noun: “10 racks to his head, lil nigga, that’s a cap to his head”

by J1407B August 22, 2021

capping

lying to someone fake or dishonest no one believes somebody

Phil- " Bro you're capping straight up"

Andrew- " nah man legit this happened I'm not bullshitting"

by terrywrist July 17, 2023

Cap

Noun:

A lie.

Verb:
To lie.

"Bro that place has 16" pizzas for $5"
"No cap?"
"I'm not capping, bro"
"Let's go then"

Etymology:
"Cap" comes from "Kappa", an emote on Twitch.TV, often used when someone tells a blatant lie.

by yoku October 15, 2019

Cap

An internet slang meaning lie.

That's Cap

by saaammm June 10, 2021