When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living
My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy
by drewbbles January 15, 2026
Get the California wealthy mug.A wild and chaotic sexual challenge that combines the heat of a sauna, the spice of chili, and the unexpected power of flatulence.
The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.
The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.
Last night, Chad dared me to do the California Steamroller after we ate that insane chili at the food truck. I thought I was gonna pass out from the heat in the sauna, but it wasn’t the steam that got me—it was the hellacious fart cloud that nearly knocked me out. Never again.
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