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Befriend
1.To make a friend
2.To beat the crap out of someone. Oriignates from the anime seris "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha", where the titular protaginst makes sevreal friends by beating out of them.
2.To beat the crap out of someone. Oriignates from the anime seris "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha", where the titular protaginst makes sevreal friends by beating out of them.
Befriend by Keyan Farlander October 20, 2008
Noyfriend
A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"
"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."
"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."
boyfriendlessness
boyfriendlessness by outer_reach September 19, 2006
barfriender
A bartender friend. The bartender you would go to for all of your drinks or go to for advice and conversation.
barfriender by EricaMJ March 29, 2008
boyfrienditis
an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
I used to hang out with Chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and Sean started going out. I just stopped trying to be her friend.
boyfrienditis by superso December 13, 2009
oyfriend
oyfriend by pippa.appip October 17, 2018