Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying

Brandon SHUT UP!!

by Boy in school February 26, 2020

Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables

I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!

by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022

brandon

A fuqboy

U can tell that guy is a brandon

by Farts and poops September 20, 2016

Brandon Toth

A big baller who is great at basketball. Very nice, funny and legendary. He is the legend 27.

STOP BRANDON ABUSE!!!

That's a great shot. He must be a Brandon Toth.

by Destiny56 May 26, 2021

Brandon Clayton

A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .

Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton

by Gregster January 26, 2019

Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas

Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon

by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022

Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019