jean boner 

the annoying bump in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.

Question: Holy crap Dick Cheney, are you hard?

Response: No, I just have a jean boner.

jean boner by retro geek February 27, 2009

School-Boner 

A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.

I got a school-boner today. I dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.

School-Boner by Carlos1174 May 26, 2010

Nostalgia Boner 

when you remember something that used to make you happy and get metaphorically hard about it.

Pokemon! nostalgia boner!

Nostalgia Boner by LGOE May 14, 2011

Love boner 

The feeling that is onset by an instance when you and your signifigant other have a moment of intense love. This feeling can be onset by cuteness, intense eye gazing, and/or but not limited to being absolutely head over heals in love.

I just had a love boner when you looked into my eyes. I just had a love boner because your so darn cute.

Love boner by Johndoe2012 May 1, 2011

Satan boner 

The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.

I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.

Satan boner by Fat Wood November 1, 2008

hoodie boner 

when your hoodie bunches up around the bottom. and sticks out looking like a boner. usually when sitting down.

"immanuel is rocking a triple hoodie boner right now"

hoodie boner by immanuel sin December 27, 2007

Lady BONER

When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.

"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."

Lady BONER by Olga2018 June 15, 2018