August

A big dick who dossent know how to tlaj and is really cp and have no iq he has problem with womens he like to rape girls
he is gay but rapes girls

-hello girl sexy

-help august
-Yes mommy
-lick my puttsy

by anonymous January 19, 2022

2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 1, 2023

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

august 3

international canadian frog day, the day in which frogs are born and move canada

-omg there’s Sacculos, he is a frog
-yeah, I bet he was born on August 3...

by frogabs November 7, 2019

August

Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month

It's August girl cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 12th

Mari day

august 12th is actually mari day!

by marifan111 August 11, 2024

August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022