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The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009
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angry grudge fuck

When your bitch piss you off on purpose just to get choke fucked. Often leads to jail at some point
I was about to kill the bitch but it turned into an angry grudge fuck.
by AristoTrap April 3, 2017
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angry pirate kickback

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.
sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...
by blackpudding July 29, 2013
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Angry Ostrich

Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.
Josh Pekich
by buddy james December 26, 2003
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Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010
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angry cat emoji

This is the emoji you will use when you are upset but still cute.
by namjoonsgirlfriend October 9, 2017
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angry hispanic mom

RUN!!!!!
SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM
by meep3004 January 17, 2018
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