a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.

Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.

by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras

guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =

by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

Drank the Kool Aid

Long before any cult suicides, the phrase originally referred to the common practice of someone spiking the punch bowl with liquid LSD at large parties since the 1960’s. The practice was chronicled by Tom Wolfe in his 1968 best selling book, “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.”

“Rumor has it that Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters just dosed the punch, so you’ll have to cancel work tomorrow since you just drank the Kool Aid.”

by Lisiunia April 29, 2024

Kool aid smile

The residue from the beverage kool aid. Due to it's high food dye content. The stain pattern typically resembles the rim of a glass cup, which is the traditionally the vessel of consumption. This mostly effects children raising the glass higher and exposing more of their face to the dyes.

That kid has a kool aid smile.

by Rinaldi1337 November 29, 2020