Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

BOSS PLAYER

Someone who is a boss and a player.

I'm a boss and I'm a player in this rap game. I'm a true Boss Player!

by King Suave A September 2, 2022

Freak player

A player so freakishly good that they considered to be a bot or using hacks

"man, you're a freak player at this game"

by MichaelAdamsTV June 21, 2020

pain players

Gamers that suffer and express their frustrations in meltdown form and / or will game even if it causes harm to themselves or dependents IRL.

WOW is full of Pain Players. Remember those viral Clan leaders shouting their lungs off, or that Korean couple that left their infant at home which eventually died to play WOW in an Internet Café?

by josencarnacao October 24, 2022

Player

A player (not in the sexual sense) is a person in the real world who is self aware and thinks of them self not like an npc but one of the main characters in the world. They have a bit of a god complex and individuality complex, thinking they have to buff their stats and be good at everything they do. Generally social and easy at befriending others. Has a 2x effect to recognize who is a npc and who is a player. He/she is not the main character but a character in their own storyline which may or may not cross with the mc.

Carter realizes he’s in a class full of npc’s and even the teacher a npc. He is the only one actually taking in the world while the other just sit there with a fake smile answering questions. He left to go use the restroom and said to himself: “it’s like I’m a player in the video games, everything seems fake”

by Insiderjokesternnn June 21, 2025

vpn player

Literally, it means: a person playing an online video game using a VPN to mask their location and IP.

It can also mischieviously refer to an immigrant, most commonly, an asylum seeker or illegal immigrant.

The term became an in-joke amongst fans of Sidders, who makes UK political commentary videos using language and themes from games like Runescape and Minecraft.

"keir starlin has just released a new patch with a buff to vpn players, giving them plus 20 gold per week"

by krksfw September 1, 2025