Tom Hanks

A man who eats babies

Tom Hanks eats babies
- Jim Gaffigan

by AwesomeAidan11 February 12, 2022

Tom Jerry

Tom Jerry, a large stocky, coloured man who can bench press 200kg. He's a huge hit with the ladies due to his enormous penis and girls become enticed by the sight of his thick veiny meat. The first of the Jerry generation.

"Why can't you be more like Tom Jerry?"
"I wish I was Tom jerry"
"woaah check out that guys Tom Jerry!"

by Caetoonman456 August 21, 2011

Tom Longley

Gay

Look at that kid, Oh he is so Tom Longley

by BarrySc0tt October 1, 2018

Tom Ellis

Some kid who brags about his moustache when he's 13/14 years old.

Me : "fuck off Tom" (Tom Ellis since it won't let me just put fucking tom.)

by fuck off tom March 31, 2021

Tom Fuckery

Similar to tom foolery, Tom fuckery is used to describe something or someone very stupid, or something very stupid that someone is doing.

Today has been nothing but a bunch of Tom Fuckery. I got into an accident, and my girl cheated on me!

by Poopeepoo October 22, 2014

asian tom

Give him head!/He eats the pussy!

hey give him an Asian tom!

by xena! November 3, 2009

Tom Cruise

A closet furry who does an exceptionally well job at hiding his inner furfag.

Person A: "Jesus, that kid that you're friends with might be a Tom Cruise!"

Person B: "Don't say that shit when he's around here!"

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016