joke

your life

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life

by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018

Joke

See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.

(actual convo)
Me: you see though, my friends will get the joke.
Mom: You're a joke.
(See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.)

by nota13yrold August 4, 2018

Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018

Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.

The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.

by Lv5 Bread August 23, 2018

Lasse joke

a joke that's so bad, you to act that you're laughing

oh that's such a Lasse joke

by TheRareBlueFanta January 30, 2019

Joke

Funny unless you’re on the butt end. Then it’s not a good time.

Jeff: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: No.

by it’s ya boi MinecraftPlayz January 31, 2019

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 5, 2019