tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

Two men dock - connect the ends of their erect penises - with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist each end to make a gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the fruit rollup gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 6, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

When two men connect their erections with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist the ends to make a Fruit Rollup Gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the Fruit Rollup Gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 6, 2023

Fruit Fly

A straight, cisgender person who hangs out with mostly LGBT people, especially gay people.

"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."

by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023

Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023