Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever
Girl 1:have you seen Jacob
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
by Katie clair March 21, 2018
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by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018
Get the Jacob Soreclitorus mug.The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
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