Salty Bitch

One of the categories of a Bitch of which there many flavors such as; fucking bitch, slithering bitch, hard core bitch,
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.
Man, Jane was such a salty bitch last night she emptied the shaker out on that one, when it rains it pours.
by Handy Dick Vandy June 24, 2025
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fake bitch

a white, British girl who is 5'6 and calls grilled cheese "toastie"
oh that girl in the Subaru? that's that fake bitch
by you.already.know.boii February 21, 2022
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Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back
"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"
by Godisagamer January 19, 2019
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Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.
by Slick at west syde March 01, 2024
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Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024
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Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
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A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by April 27, 2023
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