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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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I don't give a fuck

A very vulgar/rude word of saying I don't care or I'm not interested or I'm not bothered

It can express hatred anger comtept or resilience
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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I-

Used by people who are "speechless" which could be just an excuse to end a conversation, as it's a short response that's hard to respond to
Person 1: Hey, want to wrestle with me at school?

Person 2: I-

Person 1: You gonna answer or are you gonna just sit there and act stupid?

Person 2: Fuck you bitch *slaps*

Person 1: *beats up*

Person 3: *breaks up the fight
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When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family
When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family
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Håil i borgen

In english it means: Hole in the castle!
It is an insult that literally dont have any meaning, but is still very powerful.
Often used by electricians in norway.
Du har fanken meg håil i borgen!
by Baby Tin February 11, 2020
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i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex
I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!
by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022
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