My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

My Dawgs a huntin

A phrase used to describe when you really have it good,or you have someone else making you money. Originally a term you would use on a coon hunt when your dog is
on the trail of game.

I hit 2000$ on a 2$ lottery ticket. My Dawgs a huntin!

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 14, 2023

my man in Beirut

I know a guy on the inside, someone who has been there, done that.

I want to know more about the islands off the coast of somewhere and my friend has been there so he is my man in Beirut.

by Geteds June 4, 2024

My iligga

An evolutionary term formed from a derogatory term used by racists (illegal) to attempt to justify their racist ideologies and project their illegal criminal actions onto Native Americans from Northern and Southern America.

That has been turned around from an insult to a compassionate and endearing greeting amongst Native Gen Z youth from different countries throughout the English speaking part of America.

Whats good my iligga…

That’s my iligga amigo

They hatin on a Young iligga cause they gals love us

She got love fa a young iligga and her male family members hate it

by Young gawd 979 February 21, 2024

Noo My Pods!

When a boy has airpods in his ear, and his girl (or sexual partner of choice) takes them out and smushes them into a fine paste/powder. It is then dropped all over the boy and then he is vacuumed up, which then he is launched into the air into the sexual partners breasts. It continues on from there...

Some Bitch: Are you ready for your dih to be sucked?
Guy: Hell yeah! *listening to some shitty music like femtanyl or something*
*then she takes the pods out of his ears and crushes them*
Guy: Noo My Pods!

by 98crobins August 14, 2025