man servant

A man servant is a male specimen who’s phallus, also known as the penis, is smaller than his fellow male cohorts. This man is to spend his life slaving in all capacities for any male who’s genitalia appears larger than his own. A male servant is also known as a “beta male”.

“My man servant serviced me earlier today, he is a very loyal slave.”

by Alph4Mal3 September 9, 2021

The Purple Man

He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.

The Purple Man is watching you.

by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

big black man

a big black man

"look at that big black man over there"

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Man Points

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!

A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"

Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2025

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Gib Man

A guy who is the definition of a NOT dipshit individual.

Tyrone: Youre such a gib man.
Steve: Thanks :D

by DERPmaster7 September 26, 2018