A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.
Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
by aromabinger June 10, 2024
Get the dead pan manmug. by TheGhoster May 1, 2022
Get the Yeah manmug. A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
Get the old man legsmug. This occurs when you become contaminated with bear spray and you come home to have sex with your partner. within 5 min of fucking, you both sweat and reactivate the chemical agent. Now you and you partner's genitals are burning like hellfire due to the lack of patience of waiting for the agent to wash off.
"yea I fucked up trying to run from dog the bounty hunter.now my gf not talking to me because I gave her the fl man pepper spray.
by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022
Get the Fl man pepper spraymug. A term used by illiterate, dyslexic, motherfuckers hailing from Lapeer county michigan when trying to entice any woman willing to give him a shot in the area of dating, ultimately for sex (i.e. DTF)
These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
"For all u single female out there, here the real man of still for you"
Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
by Grammarnazi_810 April 3, 2017
Get the Man of stillmug. Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
Get the Old man jankinsmug. A beyond gorgeous man inside and out. Pure perfection. Everything a woman could want and be lucky to have.
by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022
Get the Gorgeous Manmug.