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DONT DICK EAT DECEMBER

Since males had to suffer the pain of No Nut November its the females turn for Dont Dick Eat December.
by #definitionsofpeople! December 2, 2019
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my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
by MAD14 January 4, 2015
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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.
by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010
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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.
Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!
by bjeans June 24, 2008
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Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 26, 2012
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