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Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.
Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare
by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021
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having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
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Wet Ass Fuck Cunt

I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015
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A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.
Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.
by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011
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Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.
by fonspa November 1, 2010
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pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On
Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN
by giggidy October 8, 2004
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