Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*

by anonymous April 6, 2019

man whore

a bitchass ni🅱️🅱️a named trent.

hes such a man whore! ugh disgusting.

by nicolae ceausescu April 19, 2019

small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch

bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

by NalaWyu February 24, 2019

Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023

Sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive ever

I wanna sit on Dominic’s face and just cum on his black cock

He’s the sexiest man alive

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

Courts man

A courts man is very loyal man, they will always treat you right and will never hurt you

I need a courts man in my life

by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023

cold city man

A sophisticated man, who is handsome and smart but is not respectful towards women.

You see a man walking down the street in New York with a suit on, he must be a cold city man.

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018